when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
Fruit Kabobs - As Requested!
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
seven days without a pun makes one weak